he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just had sex on a roof
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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