Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
People with herpes should wear stickers.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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