I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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