So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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