just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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