Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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