yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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