Your face is a jimmy john
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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