omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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