Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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