Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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