Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
it hurts more in the daytime
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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