idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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