she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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