I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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