Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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