He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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