I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
