Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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