he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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