so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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