3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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