If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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