yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
