he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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