You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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