Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I deserve this hangover.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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