Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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