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(909): View more from California

dude i'm inner monologue high

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(856): View more from New Jersey

well most of my day revolves around power hour

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(408): View more from California

i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight

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(303): View more from Colorado

My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)

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(604): View more from British Columbia

They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum

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(586): View more from Michigan

The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.

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(937): View more from Ohio

At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.

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