I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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