If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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