Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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