I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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