I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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