Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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