The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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