she was so not down for the gang bang
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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