Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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