My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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