whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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