Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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