thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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