Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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