It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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