Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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