Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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