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(514): View more from Quebec

you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.

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(432): View more from Texas

I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

the snow is so cold on my vagina.

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why do you have snow on your vagina?

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vodka and heels.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen

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(812): View more from Indiana

that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?

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(713): View more from Texas

Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.

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