I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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