I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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