Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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