I need help removing her.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My feet surprised me
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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