Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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