Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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